"22_Choice_01_Angel": "He's at the airport - there isn't much time!"
"22_Choice_02_Player": "Angel -"
"22_Choice_03_Angel": "No!  I can't let him win.  WE can't let him win."
"22_Choice_04_Player": "Angel, just hold on until I get there -- dammit --"
"22_Choice_05_Kia": "Hello, Saint."
"22_Choice_06_Player": "Yeah yeah, I get it.  You're going to arrest us, big fucking deal."
"22_Choice_07_Kia": "I don't want to arrest you; it won't solve anything.  People need to wake up and see the threat that scum like you are to innocent people."
"22_Choice_08_Kia": "Once you blow up the Magarac Island, the whole world will see your true colors."
"22_Choice_09_Player": "I don't mean to disappoint you bitch, but the Saints aren't about domestic terrorism."
"22_Choice_10_Kia": "We'll see how many people believe that when Shaundi and Viola are found in the wreckage."
"CTO_Angel01_01_Player_BM": "Damn -- why are you living in this shit-hole?"
"CTO_Angel01_02_Angel": "To remind me of what Killbane took from me.  It keeps me focused."
"CTO_Angel01_03_Player_BM": "Whatever works for you man, I'm just sayin' I like my place to have working heat."
"CTO_Angel01_04_Angel": "So, you hate discomfort. That's the sort of weakness the Luchadores will capitalize on. Unless you harden up, Killbane will crush you.  But don't worry, I'll chisel you out of diamond."
"CTO_Angel01_05_Player_BM": "How?"
"CTO_Angel01_06_Angel": "By making you experience the worst pain imaginable...now come on, it's time for you to play in traffic."
"CTO_Angel01_07_Player": "Right on -- wait, what?"
"CTO_Angel02_01_Player_BM": "A fucking tiger?"
"CTO_Angel02_02_Angel": "If you're fighting the Luchadores you need to be ready for anything."
"CTO_Angel02_03_Player_BM": "A FUCKING TIGER?!"
"CTO_Angel02_04_Angel": "Don't lose the message in the method.  You mastered your fear."
"CTO_Angel02_05_Player_BM": "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"CTO_Angel02_06_Angel": "You're ready to face Killbane, but the Luchadores must still be dealt with.  You know where to find me if you need more training."
"CTO_Kinzie01_01_Player_BM": "I thought someone who just got out of captivity would want to live it up a little more."
"CTO_Kinzie01_02_Kinzie": "Not really, I hate people."
"CTO_Kinzie01_03_Player_BM": "Oh.  So do you have anything on the Deckers?"
"CTO_Kinzie01_04_Kinzie": "Not yet."
"CTO_Kinzie01_05_Player_BM": "What have you been doing since you got out?"
"CTO_Kinzie01_06_Kinzie": "Power leveling."
"CTO_Kinzie01_07_Player_BM": "You're killing me, Kinzie."
"CTO_Kinzie01_08_Kinzie": "I can't help you take down the Deckers until I know where they're hiding.  So, I wrote a program that tracks a user's physical location while they're logged on."
"CTO_Kinzie01_09_Player_BM": "That's ... awesome?"
"CTO_Kinzie01_10_Kinzie": "Just play the damn game and I can pinpoint where the Deckers are in real life."
"CTO_Kinzie01_11_Player_BM": "Now we're talkin'."
"CTO_Kinzie02_01_Kinzie": "You should be more careful.  I saw you coming two blocks ago.  Traffic cameras, they're everywhere in this town."
"CTO_Kinzie02_02_Player_BM": "Good to know..."
"CTO_Kinzie02_03_Kinzie": "I'm serious.  And you should toss your fancy over-priced phone, I can find you through that, too."
"CTO_Kinzie02_04_Player_BM": "Look, I feel kinda weird having a conversation like this..."
"CTO_Kinzie02_05_Kinzie": "Totally agree.  We should be using, like, that Navajo code dialect..."
"CTO_Kinzie02_06_Player_BM": "Come up for air?  I took care of the Deckers."
"CTO_Kinzie02_07_Kinzie": "Sure, let down your guard and suddenly, they make it look like you're selling secrets to Mossad and moonlighting as a dominatrix."
"CTO_Kinzie02_09_Kinzie": "We've created a big enough disruption for you to move on Matt Miller.  But if you want the Deckers gone -- like, really gone -- there's a lot of work to do."
"CTO_Kinzie02_10_Player_BM": "Alright, I'll hit you up if I need any more help."
"CTO_Kinzie02_11_Kinzie": "Remember, throw out your phone!"
"CTO_Pierce01_01_Pierce": "Check it out, boss..."
"CTO_Pierce01_02_Player_BM": "What's up?"
"CTO_Pierce01_03_Pierce": "Since this used to be a Syndicate crib, thought I'd poke around and see what they left behind."
"CTO_Pierce01_04_Player_BM": "So what am I looking at?"
"CTO_Pierce01_05_Pierce": "Safety deposit keys. Now, don't you wanna know what it is they got all locked up...?"
"CTO_Pierce01_06_Player_BM": "The Syndicate will know we have the keys -- they'll be waiting for us to make a move."
"CTO_Pierce01_07_Pierce": "I guess you better watch my back."
"CTO_Pierce01_08_Player_BM": "Let's go."
"CTO_Pierce02_01_Player_BM": "This doesn't seem like your kinda place Pierce."
"CTO_Pierce02_02_Pierce": "What's to hate?  The beer is cheap."
"CTO_Pierce02_03_Pierce": "-- and I'm the best looking motherfucker in here."
"CTO_Pierce02_04_Player_BM": "Look, you may think it's time to kick back but I'm done toying with these bastards, I want Loren and I want him now. Where is he?"
"CTO_Pierce02_05_Pierce": "No idea--"
"CTO_Pierce02_06_Pierce": "--but 10k says he's hiding out in that big ass skyscraper."
"CTO_Pierce02_07_Player_BM": "Loren's a tactician, he's not gonna hole up in a building that screams "I'm a criminal mastermind." I need something concrete."
"CTO_Pierce02_08_Pierce": "Then hit up Powder."
"CTO_Pierce02_09_Player_BM": "I don't have time for a stripper."
"CTO_Pierce02_10_Pierce": "No, Powder's a designer gun store downtown...I saw some of Loren's thugs talking to the owner, there's gotta be something there."
"CTO_Pierce02_11_Player_BM": "Let's go shopping."
"CTO_Zimos01_01_Player_BM": "Hey Zim-"
"CTO_Zimos01_02_Zimos": "Shhh, don't wake the bitches."
"CTO_Zimos01_03_Player_BM": "You don't waste time."
"CTO_Zimos01_04_Zimos": "If you were chewing on a ball gag with a horse tail up your ass for a few years I think you'd want to unwind."
"CTO_Zimos01_05_Player_BM": "Fair enough."
"CTO_Zimos01_06_Zimos": "I'm guessin' you didn't come here for the pussy."
"CTO_Zimos01_07_Player_BM": "If the Saints are gonna stay in Steelport we need the Morningstar outta here.  I already worked Downtown, but these motherfuckers are everywhere."
"CTO_Zimos01_08_Zimos": "I'm here to help, baby.  I know every track the Morningstar are working.  We can build up our stable and hurt the DeWynter sisters at the same time."
"CTO_Zimos01_09_Player_BM": "Sounds good."
"CTO_Zimos02_01_Player_BM": "That is one ugly fucking painting."
"CTO_Zimos02_02_Zimos": "You fucking Phillistine!  What you know about art?  That's a DeWynter Sisters original!  Bought that back in the day when me and the twins were all "live and let live"."
"CTO_Zimos02_03_Player_BM": "Seeing we just let them know we're taking over their business, I doubt that deal's gonna hold."
"CTO_Zimos02_04_Zimos": "Shit, remember the pony show?  I been off their Christmas list a  long time.  Anyway, I didn't call you over to talk about me.  You killed Phillipe Loren and showed the Morningstar that you're here to stay. Time to relax and cut loose, baby!"
"CTO_Zimos02_05_Player_BM": "We'll party once the work's done.  I'll call you when I make another move against the Morningstar."
"Genki_Bobby02": "Time to see how the game is played!"
"Genki_Bobby04": "Now, with every man, woman, and tiger shot, your prize money goes up.  But look out!  No one likes it when you shoot a panda!"
"Genki_Bobby06": "Once you've collected enough money, the door to the Lab opens up, and you're free to go."
"Genki_Bobby08": "Oh, and one more thing.  On this show, no one gets to take a break.  If you want to stay in the fight, be sure to shoot the First Aid target."
"Genki_Both05": "UNETHICAL!"
"Genki_Both10": "It's Murder Time!  Fun Time!"
"Genki_Zach01": "Hello Steelport, and welcome to Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax!"
"Genki_Zach03": "Fight your way through Professor Genki's Super Sparkle Lab for fun AND profit!"
"Genki_Zach07": "But if you think it's that easy - you've never seen Genki before!"
"Genki_Zach09": "Good luck -"
"SH_Decker_01_Kinzie": "I'll explain it again, real slow:"
"SH_Decker_02_Kinzie": "I want to broadcast your subconscious into the Decker usernet."
"SH_Decker_03_Kinzie": "Then you'll be able to interact with the avatars of users and corrupt the abstract representations of data that are the cornerstone of their online operation.  To do that I'd need--"
"SH_Decker_04_Oleg": "A NEMO Chair.  Of course."
"SH_Decker_05_Player_BM": "A what chair?"
"SH_Decker_06_Oleg": "NEMO--Neurological Electro Magnetic Onieroscope.  The KGB destroyed the only one in existence."
"SH_Decker_07_Kinzie": "The Deckers have one."
"SH_Decker_08_Oleg": "Impossible.  How could they mask the signal?"
"SH_Decker_09_Kinzie": "They're keeping it here."
"SH_Decker_10_Oleg": "Clever..."
"SH_Decker_11_Player_BM": "OK, nerd time is over! What is this thing--and Kinzie--for fuck's sake, keep it simple!"
"SH_Decker_12_Kinzie": "I need the chair to stop the Deckers."
"SH_Decker_13_Player_BM": "Thank you."
"SH_Luchadore_01_Player_BM": "Why are we here?"
"SH_Luchadore_02_Angel": "Losing his mask is the ultimate shame a Luchador can feel.  I can't steal it back. I need to earn it."
"SH_Luchadore_03_Player_BM": "Alright, how do we do that?"
"SH_Luchadore_04_Angel": "We hurt a lot of people."
"SH_Morningstar01_01_Player_BM": "Lotta people with guns in there.  We'll go in the back way."
"SH_Morningstar01_02_Pierce": "You don't think the back's guarded?"
"SH_Morningstar01_03_Player_BM": "There's like 2 punks."
"SH_Morningstar01_04_Pierce": "What about the inside, motherfucker?"
"SH_Morningstar01_05_Shaundi": "Put in your tampons and let's do this."
"SH_Morningstar02_01_Monica": "While no group has taken credit for the attack in Stilwater, we have ignored its root cause.  Our uncontrolled media and the goods sold to our children have fetishized gang culture and turned sociopathic madmen into heroes.  No more!"
"SH_Morningstar02_02_Monica": "Those responsible for this act of terror will be found and held accountable."
"SH_Morningstar02_03_Monica": "The STAG Initiative marks a milestone in taking back the streets of America!"
"SH_Morningstar02_04_Player_BM": "What the hell is the "STAG Initiative"...?"
"SH_Morningstar02_05_Zimos": "If it's free porn for everyone - I'm down."
"SH_Morningstar02_06_Player_BM": "So what's the lead?"
"SH_Morningstar02_07_Zimos": "I got you hooked up, Slim."
"SH_Morningstar02_08_Player_BM": "Very discreet."
"SH_Morningstar02_09_Zimos": "That's an invitation to kick the Morningstar right in their collective pussy.  They're having an auction tonight--flash the card, and you're in."
"SH_Morningstar02_10_Player_BM": "So what, I pretend to be an eccentric millionaire?"
"SH_Morningstar02_11_Zimos": "Kind of.  I'm gonna auction you off as a sex slave."
"SH_Morningstar02_12_Player_BM": "Fuck.  That."
"SH_Morningstar02_13_Zimos": "Oh, quit being a bitch and get in the van."
"Story01_In_01_Josh": "Japanese commercials.  Easiest money you'll ever make."
"Story01_In_02_Gat": "Grand larceny's right up there. You ready for this?"
"Story01_In_03_Josh": "No worries--I do my own stunts."
"Story01_In_04_Shaundi": "You're just a ride-a-long, man--"
"Story01_In_05_Shaundi": "So don't get all Hong Kong-style in there."
"Story01_In_06_Josh": "I am a Method actor.  If I'm gonna play a Saint with any degree of emotional truth, I gotta make it real."
"Story01_In_07_Player_BM": "Trust me, Birk.  It'll be real."
"Story01_In_08_Josh": "You're robbing a bank dressed like yourselves?"
"Story01_In_09_Gat": "Hell yeah.  Who doesn't wanna be Johnny Gat?"
"Story01_In_10_Josh": "Ultra-post-modernism. I love it."
"Story01_In_11_Player_BM": "Alright people--"
"Story01_In_12_Josh": "NOBODY MOVES, NOBODY DIES!!"
"Story01_In_13_Gat": "Birk!"
"Story01_In_14_Josh": "Sorry, jumped his line.  Can we go again?"
"Story01_In_15_Player_BM": "You all know the drill."
"Story01_In_16_Josh": "Get in line, bitch!"
"Story01_In_17_Shaundi": "Hey--don't be a dick."
"Story01_In_18_Josh": "You call yourselves gang bangers?  You're a bunch of pussies!  We should be all up in their shit, like--"
"Story01_In_19_Josh": "FUCK!!"
"Story01_In_20_Player_BM": "Well, that's different."
"Story01_In_21_Gat": "You got a plan, or we just shooting all these motherfuckers?"
"Story01_In_22_Player_BM": "That is my plan."
"Story01_In_23_Gat": "Works for me."
"Story01_In_24_Shaundi": "I'm cool with the Saints movie, but do we really gotta drag this asshole actor around?"
"Story01_In_25_Player": "Cut Josh some slack, he's just researching his part."
"Story01_In_26_Shaundi": "I hope he signed a waiver."
"Story01_In_27_Shaundi": "Say "sleaze"!"
"Story01_Zscene01_01_Josh": "I...I  can't breathe."
"Story01_Zscene01_02_Shaundi": "Ugh..."
"Story01_Zscene01_03_Gat": "No way we're cracking this thing.  Ready for Plan B?"
"Story01_Zscene01_04_Player_BM": "Josh, get over here..."
"Story01_Zscene01_05_Josh": "Got the tools right here, homes."
"Story01_Zscene01_06_Josh": "So what's Plan B, we drill it?"
"Story01_Zscene01_07_Gat": "Fuck no. We blow it."
"Story01_Zscene01_08_Josh": "WHAT?!"
"Story01_Zscene01_09_Josh": "Not cool man!"
"Story01_Zscene01_10_Player_BM": "Time to get to work."
"Story01_Zscene02_01_Josh": "Hey guys, you can call off the helicopter, I found the way to open the vault!"
"Story01_Zscene02_02_Gat": "DON'T TOUCH IT!"
"Story01_Zscene02_03_Shaundi": "Josh...are you trying to get us all jail time?"
"Story01_Zscene02_04_Josh": "What?  I don't wanna be some dude's bitch!"
"Story01_Zscene02_05_Shaundi": "Do I have to go after him?"
"Story01_Zscene02_06_Gat": "Forget about it, he'll be fine."
"Story01_Zscene02_07_Shaundi": "Let's get the chopper and lift this baby outta here."
"Story01_Zscene03_01_Player_BM": "Go!  Go!  Go!"
"Story01_Zscene04_01_Player_BM": "Well...shit."
"Story02_In_01_Player_BM": "The fuck is this, we paid up this month."
"Story02_In_02_Cop": "Someone paid more."
"Story02_In_03_Gat": "What happened?"
"Story02_In_04_Shaundi": "We got arrested."
"Story02_In_05_Gat": "No, to us.  Birk's right--we traded our dicks in for pussies. Seriously... Movie deals?  Commercials?  The Saints name used to mean more than body spray and some ass-tasting energy drink."
"Story02_In_06_Player_BM": "Our brand's worth a shitload of money.."
"Story02_In_07_Gat": "Is that what it's all about?"
"Story02_In_08_Viola": "It is always about the money, Mr. Gat."
"Story02_In_09_Viola": "Which is precisely why our employer wishes to speak with you."
"Story02_In_10_Kiki": "If you will indulge us...?"
"Story02_In_11_Phillipe": "Take them off."
"Story02_In_12_Player_BM": "You have any idea who you're fucking with here?"
"Story02_In_13_Phillipe": "Of course."
"Story02_In_14_Phillipe": "A remarkable likeness.  These visions are Viola and Kiki.  And I am Phillipe Loren, chairman of a multi-national organization called the Syndicate."
"Story02_In_15_Shaundi": "Never heard of it."
"Story02_In_16_Phillipe": "Evidently not, or you wouldn't have robbed our bank. Perhaps you wonder why you're still breathing at this point."
"Story02_In_17_Gat": "Actually, I wonder why my foot's not up your ass at this point."
"Story02_In_18_Phillipe": "Like it or not, Mr. Gat, our organization is expanding into Stilwater.  I am offering you the chance to leverage your assets against your lives.  Ladies?"
"Story02_In_19_Viola": "You may continue to operate the Saints/Ultor media group as you see fit, in exchange for 66 percent of your monthly gross revenue."
"Story02_In_21_Kiki": "That is before taxes, of course."
"Story02_In_22_Player_BM": "Listen, you French fuck--"
"Story02_In_23_Phillipe": "Please.  I am Belgian!"
"Story02_In_24_Gat": "So make yourself a fuckin' waffle. We're done here."
"Story02_In_25_Phillipe": "And I had so hoped to come to a rational business arrangement."
"Story02_In_26_Pilot": "What the hell's goi-"
"Story02_In_27_Gat": "Boss--you gotta bail!"
"Story02_In_28_Player_BM": "Not without you."
"Story02_In_29_Gat": "There's like, half a dozen guys?  I can take 'em."
"Story02_In_30_Shaundi": "What about the plane?"
"Story02_In_31_Gat": "I'll fly it back to Stilwater."
"Story02_In_32_Shaundi": "Johnny, you can't even drive stick--how you gonna fly a plane?"
"Story02_In_33_Gat": "Details, details--just cover the boss! Go--I got this!"
"Story02_Out_01_Phillipe": "Gentlemen, negotiations  were... less than successful."
"Story02_Out_02_Phillipe": "...Viola and Kiki will spread the word: Steelport belongs to the Syndicate, and the Saints are not welcome."
"Story02_Out_03_Phillipe": "Mr. Killbane, gather your Luchadores and bring me their leader's head.  Mr. Miller, hack into the Saints' accounts, and leave them nothing."
"Story02_Zscene01_01_Shaundi": "Johnny, we're about to jump!"
"Story02_Zscene01_02_Gat": "Right on, I'll see you in Stil-"
"Story02_Zscene01_03_Shaundi": "Johnny..."
"Story03_Out_01_Shaundi": "So what's next?"
"Story03_Out_02_Player_BM": "What's next is you go back to Stilwater."
"Story03_Out_03_Shaundi": "What? No - this is my fight, too."
"Story03_Out_04_Pierce": "Girl, you don't get messy.  Let us take care of business."
"Story03_Out_05_Shaundi": "Fuck you, I'm doing this for Johnny."
"Story03_Out_06_Player_BM": "Alright.  Well...if we're gonna bring in the boys, we're gonna need a new place."
"Story03_Out_07_Shaundi": "You're worried about real-estate?  We have guns, let's use 'em."
"Story03_Out_08_Player_BM": "Relax, Shaundi--we got it all covered."
"Story03_Zscene01_01_Pierce": "...I love to make an entrance."
"Story05_In_01_Pierce": "Whatchu thinkin?"
"Story05_In_02_Player_BM": "Some asshole is in my pool."
"Story05_In_03_Shaundi": "The crew's ready downstairs--say the word and we crash the party."
"Story05_In_04_Player_BM": "Let's do it."
"Story05_Out_01_Matt": "The Saints aren't going to back down..."
"Story05_Out_02_Killbane": "Matty, there's nothing to worry about."
"Story05_Out_03_Phillipe": "My thoughts exactly, Mr. Killbane."
"Story05_Out_04_Phillipe": "The Saints are no more than a white noise of empty threats."
"Story05_Out_05_Matt": "With respect, sir..."
"Story05_Out_06_Matt": "I'd say "empty" is no longer applicable."
"Story06_In_01_Pierce": "Little big for you."
"Story06_In_02_Shaundi": "Give me the god damn gun, Pierce."
"Story06_In_03_Player_BM": "Let's give that motherfucker what's comin' to him."
"Story06_Mid_04_Player_BM": "What the hell is all this?"
"Story06_Mid_05_Oleg": "Phillipe likes his things custom-made--and for his brutes, I am the master pattern, you see."
"Story06_Mid_06_Pierce": "Why you still strung up if they already cloned your ass?"
"Story06_Mid_07_Oleg": "The copies are flawed.  They have my brawn but not my brain.  I can help you."
"Story06_Mid_08_Pierce": "The last time a big naked dude said he could help me, it did not end well."
"Story06_Mid_09_Shaundi": "What could he do anyway?  Those wires and shit are probably keeping him alive."
"Story06_Mid_10_Oleg": "Trust me--I'm still strong enough to kill Phillipe."
"Story06_Mid_12_Pierce": "You want some clothes, man?"
"Story06_Mid_13_Oleg": "No time."
"Story06_Mid_14_Pierce": "Man, like I said, the last time a big naked dude ..."
"Story06_Out01_01_Player_BM": "It's time we went back home and buried Johnny."
"Story06_Out02_01_Player_BM": "We're gonna have to do something about the pink."
"Story06_Out02_02_Oleg": "You'd prefer a more manly shade, like purple?"
"Story06_Zscene01_01_Oleg": "Loren's office is this way!"
"Story06_Zscene01_02_Player_BM": "Damn it!"
"Story06_Zscene01_03_Oleg": "That's an express elevator to the basement...there's no way to catch him."
"Story06_Zscene01_04_Player_BM": "Fuck.  That."
"Story07_In_01_Monica": "When I left Stilwater for the Senate, I vowed not to forget my hometown roots.  My husband gave his life defending Stilwater from gang violence.  It is my greatest privilege to honor him with this bridge."
"Story07_In_05_Killbane": "Time for the high spot, boys."
"Story07_In_06_Pierce": "Whoever this crew is, they float pretty damn good."
"Story07_In_07_Oleg": "They're Killbane's thugs."
"Story07_In_08_Player_BM": "Kill-who?"
"Story07_In_09_Oleg": "He's the Syndicate's attack dog."
"Story07_In_10_Shaundi": "What he did to Johnny's funeral...  that's over the fucking limit."
"Story07_In_11_Oleg": "He doesn't care about rules of engagement."
"Story07_In_12_Player_BM": "No rules?  I can work with that."
"Story07_In_13_Oleg": "You're not ready to fight the Syndicate."
"Story07_In_14_Shaundi": "Watch us."
"Story07_In_15_Player_BM": "Just relax, Shaundi. Alright big man, what do you got?"
"Story07_In_16_Oleg": "There are others who hate the Syndicate as much as you do.  I will take you to them."
"Story07_In_17_Monica": "Can you believe this?  On my husband's bridge!  No, no, I will not calm down.  I'm heading back to the Hill.  Book an emergency session.  Goddamn it--this is war!"
"Story07_In_18_Shaundi": "Who the hell are these guys?"
"Story07_Out_01_Killbane": "Well, ladies and gentleman, Phillipe is dead and we are at a crossroads.  And the question is: who will lead The Syndicate to a new era."
"Story07_Out_02_Matt": "Viola and Kiki were Mr. Loren's right hands.  Shouldn't they be the ones who-"
"Story07_Out_03_Killbane": "I had someone else in mind."
"Story07_Out_04_Player_BM": "The Syndicate has to answer for what they did...  and this time, we're taking the fight to them."
"Story07_Out_05_Viola": "Excuse me?"
"Story07_Out_06_Killbane": "The barbarians are at the gate--we need a general not an ambassador!"
"Story07_Out_07_Kiki": "Calm down, Eddie..."
"Story07_Out_08_Killbane": "What did you call me?"
"Story07_Out_09_Player_BM": "Since we don't know Steelport I brought in some people who do.  This is Kinzie, Zimos, and  Angel.."
"Story07_Out_10_Viola": "What'd you like us to do, Killbane?"
"Story07_Out_11_Killbane": "Something.  Anything!  Before I wonder why I keep you  bookends around."
"Story07_Out_12_Player_BM": "Talk to one of these guys, they'll have things for you to do.  It's our time now--let's get this shit started."
"Story07_Zscene01_01_Pierce": "How we gonna find Zimos?  Look for the cat in here who isn't excited to be eating a ball gag?"
"Story07_Zscene01_02_Player_BM": "Or just look for the guy with a rhinestone Z on his back."
"Story07_Zscene01_03_Pierce": "Get the fuck outta here man -"
"Story07_Zscene01_04_Pierce": "Well.  Shit.  That's convenient."
"Story07_Zscene01_05_Goon": "They went this way!"
"Story07_Zscene01_06_Player_BM": "Shit..."
"Story07_Zscene01_08_Player_BM": "We dont got time, Zimos!"
"Story07_Zscene01_09_Player_BM": "MUSH!"
"Story07_Zscene02_01_Player_BM": "Sorry about making you, ya know...pull us around."
"Story07_Zscene02_02_Zimos": "This is a rescue, right?  This ain't some elaborate set up for a gang bang?"
"Story07_Zscene02_03_Pierce": "Why you gotta put that image in my head, bro?"
"Story07_Zscene02_04_Zimos": "I'll go with rescue then.  I'd shake your hand, but these floors are a little sticky if you know what I'm sayin'."
"Story07_Zscene02_05_Player_BM": "I'm good."
"Story07_Zscene02_06_Player_BM": "Find a moist towellete or somethin'.  Sup?"
"Story07_Zscene02_07_Kinzie": "I found the guy I was talking about..."
"Story07_Zscene03_01_Angel": "You're not one Loren's brutes."
"Story07_Zscene03_02_Oleg": "And you are not one of Killbane's Luchadores..."
"Story07_Zscene03_03_Player_BM": "Yeah, but they are."
"Story08_In_01_Shaundi": "Johnny's dead, and you're throwing a fucking party?!"
"Story08_In_02_Pierce": "Well, you say it like that, sure it sounds bad."
"Story08_In_03_Zimos": "I was saddled up in a human pony show, but you see me crying about it, little girl?"
"Story08_In_04_Shaundi": "I swear to God I will shove that thing down your throat-hole."
"Story08_In_05_Pierce": "Shaundi, we can't mourn Gat forever.  Eventually, you gotta get back on the horse.  No offense, brother."
"Story08_In_06_Player_BM": "He's right."
"Story08_In_07_Shaundi": "Whatever."
"Story08_In_08_Pierce": "Damn, girl--life is for the living and shit, know what I'm sayin'?"
"Story08_In_09_Pierce": "OH SHIT! These ho's ain't ho's!"
"Story08_In_10_Pierce": "Wassup girl?"
"Story08_Out_01_Killbane": "HOOKER ASSASSINS?"
"Story08_Out_02_Viola": "They came highly recommended."
"Story08_Out_03_Matt": "Ladies, it was a pretty shit plan."
"Story08_Out_04_Kiki": "Tell me something, Matt.  Did you have a plan?  How about you, Eddie?"
"Story08_Out_05_Kiki": "There's a reason Phillipe left the thinking to us.  We're done here."
"Story08_Out_06_Matt": "Christ, Killbane--!"
"Story08_Out_07_Killbane": "Relax.  We only need one of 'em."
"Story08_Out_08_Killbane": "Viola, your sun is setting, but it's not too late.  There's still time to grab Apollo's chariot and drive that fucker back across the sky.  You feel me?"
"Story08_Out_09_Viola": "Yes, Killbane."
"Story08_Out_10_Killbane": "Apology accepted.  I'll comp you a VIP pass to Murderbrawl, that'll cheer you up."
"Story09_In_01_Zimos": "Lotta pussy on that thing."
"Story09_In_02_Player_BM": "And once it's ours the Morningstar's sex operation is done."
"Story09_In_03_Zimos": "How you gonna move all the bitches?"
"Story09_In_04_Player_BM": "Just let me worry about that.  Now let's go, I wanna meet my new employees."
"Story09_Out_01_Killbane": "What the hell were you thinking, Matty?"
"Story09_Out_02_Matt": "It just seemed like a waste to lose all those girls."
"Story09_Out_03_Killbane": "I am the general, I'm the czar, I'm the Walking Apocalypse, and I make the decisions--not you!"
"Story09_Out_04_Matt": "My bad, mate.  So what happens now?"
"Story09_Out_05_Killbane": "We buckle down.  We focus.  We don't do a run in, we hit 'em with a Montreal screw-job."
"Story09_Out_06_Killbane": "Yeah...that's it... Now listen up..."
"Story09_Out_07_Monica": "My Esteemed Colleagues.  The time is now...we have deployed STAG to Steelport."
"Story10_In_01_Oleg": "I didn't realize you were a patron of the arts, Viola."
"Story10_In_02_Viola": "We never really had the chance to chat, what with you being a science experiment."
"Story10_In_03_Player_BM": "I wouldn't piss off the big guy."
"Story10_In_04_Viola": "Look - I'm not here to fight.  We need to work together."
"Story10_In_05_Player_BM": "Right.  Johnny's dead because of you."
"Story10_In_06_Viola": "Johnny's dead because he thought he could do everything on his own."
"Story10_In_07_Player_BM": "So what's in it for you?"
"Story10_In_08_Viola": "I get to watch Killbane suffer."
"Story10_In_09_Player_BM": "Can you play nice?"
"Story10_In_10_Oleg": "I am always a gentleman."
"Story10_In_11_Viola": "What is that--?"
"Story10_In_12_Player_BM": "Nothing good--let's go!"
"Story10_In_13_Viola": "Damn it!"
"Story10_In_14_Oleg": "Ladies first."
"Story10_In_15_Cyrus": "Kia - Status?"
"Story10_In_16_Kia": "The Saints have taken cover with one of the DeWynter sisters.  We're about to move in."
"Story10_In_17_Cyrus": "Roger that.  Contact me once you secure the area."
"Story10_In_18_Kia": "Yes, Commander."
"Story10_Out_01_Cyrus": "My name is Cyrus Temple, Commander Special Tactical Anti-Gang Unit.  I'm here to answer your questions about the STAG initiative."
"Story10_Out_02_Reporter_01": "How long will STAG be occupying Steelport?"
"Story10_Out_03_Cyrus": "There is no "occupation".  We have the full support of Mayor Reynolds."
"Story10_Out_04_Reporter_02": "How will STAG impact our daily lives?"
"Story10_Out_05_Cyrus": "When we win the war on urban terror, you and your families will be safe again."
"Story10_Out_06_Reporter_03": "That's not what I-"
"Story10_Out_07_Cyrus": "Let me tell you about Jessica Parish, a girl from Stilwater who ran away from home to be with her tough-guy boyfriend.  Jessica thought her life was pretty sweet, until a gang banger kidnapped her, threw her in the trunk of a car, and laughed as her boyfriend crushed her in a monster truck rally.  If Jessica Parish was your daughter...how far would you want me to go?"
"Story10_Out_08_Cyrus": "Thank you for your time."
"Story11_In_01_Player_BM": "Pack it up, we gotta move."
"Story11_In_02_Pierce": "I got 20k on this game!"
"Story11_In_03_Pierce": "Damn--!"
"Story11_In_04_Player_BM": "Now it's a draw."
"Story11_In_05_Pierce": "This isn't over.  What's up?"
"Story11_In_06_Player_BM": "It's not safe here.  You guys clear this place out.  I'll buy you some time."
"Story11_Out_01_Josh": "I'm Joshua Birk.  On TV I play Nyte Blayde, an exceptionally good looking but misunderstood vampire who risks life and limb every week to keep the world safe."
"Story11_Out_02_Josh": "The men and women of STAG put their lives on the line every day to protect your city against gang violence.  Want to be a real world hero? Talk to your STAG recruiter today.  I know I have."
"Story11_Out_03_Josh ": "I know I have."
"Story11_Out_04_Kia": "Nyte Blayde's the face of STAG?  Why don't you just put someone in a fucking deer suit?"
"Story11_Out_05_Monica": "Hearts and minds will win the war, my dear."
"Story11_Out_06_Cyrus": "Shock and awe wins wars, Senator.  Authorize the Daedalus and this will all be over."
"Story11_Out_07_Monica": "Absolutely not."
"Story11_Out_08_Cyrus": "That kid's gonna get himself killed."
"Story11_Out_09_Monica": "Well you ensure Josh Birk's safety or I'll find someone who can.  Understand?"
"Story11_Out_10_Cyrus": "Yes, Ma'am."
"Story12_In_01_Viola": "Oh look - Pierce can read."
"Story12_In_02_Pierce": "Girl, I don't gotta explain myself to you.  STAG is using Nyte Blayde as their mascot.  We snatch the punk..."
"Story12_In_03_Player_BM": "And we draw out STAG."
"Story12_In_04_Pierce": "Set it up right, we'll get the drop on those motherfuckers."
"Story12_In_05_Kid": "Um... excuse me?"
"Story12_In_06_Kid": "Could you sign this?"
"Story12_In_07_Player_BM": "The fuck is this?"
"Story12_In_08_Pierce": "Dude, it's Johnny's comic...he sold his likeness to Ultor, they're making a movie outta this shit."
"Story12_In_09_Player_BM": "Remind me to call Legal Lee about this."
"Story12_In_10_Player_BM": "So how do we find Birk?  The chump could be anywhere."
"Story12_In_11_Pierce": "We lay the right bait, he'll come to us.  That's why I need you and the new girl."
"Story12_In_12_Viola": "My name's Viola."
"Story12_In_13_Pierce": "Your name's the Bloody Canoness."
"Story12_In_14_Viola": "You can't be serious--!"
"Story12_In_15_Player_BM": "Works for me."
"Story12_Out_01_Cyrus": "Check the bodies."
"Story12_Out_02_Cyrus": "Get me Monica Hughes."
"Story12_Out_03_Cyrus": "They have Birk."
"Story12_Out_04_Cyrus": "I assure you, Ma'am--we'll get him back."
"Story12_Out_05_Monica": "What?  Well find him, goddammit!"
"Story12_Zscene01_01_Josh": "You guys wanna do some warm ups before we shoot?  Hey, you look familiar..."
"Story12_Zscene01_02_Player_BM": "Let's get outta here."
"Story13_In_01_Josh": "Put the gun down. I won't run."
"Story13_In_02_Shaundi": "I'm good."
"Story13_In_03_Josh": "I felt that the moment we met.  That connection."
"Story13_In_04_Shaundi": "What."
"Story13_In_05_Josh": "Forbidden love."
"Story13_In_06_Shaundi": "Oh my God, can I just shoot this guy?"
"Story13_In_07_Player_BM": "Shaundi--play nice, now."
"Story13_In_08_Player_BM": "You got the stuff, Pierce?"
"Story13_In_09_Oleg": "Allow me, friend."
"Story13_In_10_Pierce": "You did that on purpose."
"Story13_In_11_Player_BM": "All right--let's go stag hunting."
"Story13_Out_01_Cyrus": "Kia, do you read me?"
"Story13_Out_02_Kia": "I see congratulations are in order, Commander."
"Story13_Out_03_Cyrus": "Not quite.  The Saints are still at large.  I'm sending some intel over..."
"Story13_Out_04_Cyrus": "I need leverage on the Saints.  Bring in the target for questioning."
"Story13_Out_05_Kia": "They're going to run to ground--digging them out won't be easy."
"Story13_Out_06_Cyrus": "If it were easy I wouldn't waste your time."
"Story13_Out_07_Kia": "Understood, sir--"
"Story13_Out_08_Kia": "I'll find her."
"Story13_Zscene01_01_Cyrus": "Surrender, kid.  We got the perimeter."
"Story13_Zscene01_02_Pierce": "Yeah, but we got your poster boy."
"Story13_Zscene01_03_Player_BM": "I want STAG out of my city."
"Story13_Zscene01_04_Cyrus": "Not gonna happen.  STAG's mission is to eradicate the gangs in Steelport.  But, where to focus the firepower is my call.  Release Birk, and we'll go can hammer the Syndicate for a while...give you boys a little breathing room."
"Story13_Zscene01_05_Pierce": "How you wanna play it, boss?"
"Story14_In_01_Player_BM": "What's up?"
"Story14_In_02_Kinzie": "You need to see this..."
"Story14_In_03_Anna": "...Fortunately this exclusive footage has come to light, and with us live the man responsible..."
"Story14_In_04_Anna": "...Eddie "Killbane" Pryor.  Thanks for being here, Eddie."
"Story14_In_05_Killbane": "My pleasure, Jane...and please, call me Killbane."
"Story14_In_06_Anna": "Killbane, there are some who claim you're a criminal."
"Story14_In_07_Killbane": "No, no, Jane, my dear, please.  The Saints are criminals.  Call me eccentric, but I'm just an entertainer slash businessman slash philanthropist slash--"
"Story14_In_08_Anna": "We get it."
"Story14_In_09_Player_BM": "Where are they?"
"Story14_In_10_Kinzie": "No idea, they're broadcasting from an undisclosed location."
"Story14_In_11_Shaundi": "Well, fucking disclose it."
"Story14_In_12_Kinzie": "I might be able to triangulate where they're shooting if you go to the broadcast towers and -"
"Story14_In_13_Player_BM": "We're on it."
"Story14_Out_02_Shaundi": "Gotcha."
"Story14_Out_03_Shaundi": "DAMN IT!  What did you do!"
"Story14_Out_04_Player_BM": "What did I do, I don't fucking know!"
"Story14_Out_05_Player_BM": "You alright?"
"Story14_Out_06_Shaundi": "I had him!"
"Story14_Out_07_Player_BM": "I know, I know.  It's not your fault, something weird happened--"
"Story14_Out_08_Player_BM": "Shit!"
"Story14_Out_09_Shaundi": "Learn to fucking fly!"
"Story15_In_01_Kinzie": "You can hit the light."
"Story15_In_02_Player_BM": "It's...homey."
"Story15_In_03_Pierce": "I don't see a bed."
"Story15_In_04_Kinzie": "Sleep is forbidden."
"Story15_In_05_Player_BM": "What the fuck did the Deckers do to the chopper?"
"Story15_In_06_Kinzie": "Matt must have hacked into its flight computer and fried it with an EMP."
"Story15_In_07_Pierce": "You can do that?"
"Story15_In_08_Kinzie": "You can do a lot worse.  If Matt gets the Decker Use-Net plugged into the central powergrid it's...trust me, it's bad."
"Story15_In_09_Player_BM": "So how do we nail the Deckers?"
"Story15_In_10_Kinzie": "If I could worm into their mainframe I'd do all sorts of naughty things.  But I don't have the gear for that."
"Story15_In_11_Player_BM": "What would you need?"
"Story15_In_12_Kinzie": "Something like this."
"Story15_In_13_Kinzie": "That's one of the most powerful learning computers in North America...  And STAG'S got one."
"Story15_In_14_Matt": "Thanks for the tip Agent Kensington."
"Story15_In_15_Kinzie": "Damn it..."
"Story15_In_16_Player_BM": "Wait--that punk kid is Matt?"
"Story15_In_17_Matt": "That punk kid is the cyber god who just crashed your helicopter. Cheers!"
"Story15_In_18_Kinzie": "His people are probably halfway to the computer by now!   GO!"
"Story15_Out_01_Player_BM": "So you're set, right?"
"Story15_Out_02_Kinzie": "Almost.  I need a chair."
"Story15_Out_03_Player_BM": "I'll give you 50 bucks, pick out a nice one."
"Story15_Out_04_Kinzie": "Funny.  I'll explain it all once this thing's set up."
"Story16_In_01_Pierce": "You ready to fuck things up in virtual reality?"
"Story16_In_02_Player_BM": "It's safer than being shot at."
"Story16_In_03_Kinzie": "You can survive a gunshot. But if your mind takes too much shock in this chair, you'll go brain dead."
"Story16_In_04_Player_BM": "Great plan, Kinzie."
"Story16_In_05_Kinzie": "I know.  You ready?"
"Story16_In_06_Player_BM": "Let's do it..."
"Story16_Out_01_Killbane": "I really wish you'd reconsider, Matty.  These hands of mine were meant to rend bone, not hunt and peck on a keyboard."
"Story16_Out_02_Matt": "Well, if typing's the issue, I can recommend some good voice recognition software--"
"Story16_Out_03_Killbane": "You stuck with me when I rose from Phillipe's ashes like a phoenix.  You and me - we've bonded."
"Story16_Out_04_Matt": "That's lovely, but I feel it's time for me to move on.  To be honest, I'm a little scared of...well...dying."
"Story16_Out_05_Killbane": "I do run a demanding workplace.  Matty, I appreciate how you've shared your concerns.  I mean, the way Viola and Kiki handled their...departures just made me want to kill someone, ya know?"
"Story16_Out_06_Matt": "Absolutely.  Well, I've a flight to catch, so--"
"Story16_Out_07_Killbane": "Matty."
"Story16_Out_08_Killbane": "Feel free to list me as a reference, anytime."
"Story16_Out_09_Matt": "Oh God!"
"Story16_Zscene01_02_Player_BM": "Easy to laugh when you're hiding like a pussy.  Come on out!"
"Story16_Zscene01_03_Matt": "Gladly."
"Story16_Zscene01_04_Player_BM": "What the fuck..."
"Story16_Zscene01_05_Matt": "Don't you get it?  I'm God here."
"Story16_Zscene01_06_Player_BM": "That's just fine.  In the real world you're just a bitch with a keyboard."
"Story16_Zscene02_01_Matt": "Wait!"
"Story16_Zscene02_02_Matt": "I can clear your name, prove that you didn't destroy that bridge."
"Story16_Zscene02_03_Player_BM": "I'm sure Kinzie can figure it out."
"Story16_Zscene02_04_Matt": "I literally have the world at my fingertips."
"Story16_Zscene02_05_Player_BM": "Little vague Matt, gotta do better."
"Story16_Zscene02_06_Matt": "You tell me the name of a company and it becomes the property of the Saints.  You get your empire back and I get to walk away."
"Story16_Zscene02_07_Player_BM": "Kid, now we're talking..."
"Story17_In_01_Pierce": "This is the worst idea you've ever had."
"Story17_In_02_Viola": "We can't go marching onto STAG'S aircraft carrier."
"Story17_In_03_Player_BM": "Why not?  I'll look just like Cyrus--all I gotta add is a fucked attitude."
"Story17_In_04_Viola": "What happens once you're on board?"
"Story17_In_05_Player_BM": "I walk in with my prisoners, they take me to the cell block, I grab Shaundi and we leave."
"Story17_In_06_Viola": "I'm sorry -- prisoners?"
"Story17_In_07_Player_BM": "Yeah, you and Pierce.  I'm bringing you in."
"Story17_In_08_Player_BM": "Showtime."
"Story17_In_09_Pierce": "Aw hell no!"
"Story17_Mid_01_Pierce": "Next time you get to be the fucking prisoner."
"Story17_Mid_02_Cyrus": "Quiet."
"Story17_Mid_03_Kia": "Welcome back, sir."
"Story17_Mid_04_Cyrus": "Whassup?"
"Story17_Mid_05_Kia": "I need you to sign off on some prototypes I've been working on."
"Story17_Mid_06_Cyrus": "Thanks for the offer...you...but I  wanna process these two A-SAP."
"Story17_Mid_07_Agent": "I can take these two down to detention for you, sir."
"Story17_Mid_08_Cyrus": "Thanks."
"Story17_Mid_09_Pierce": "What the fuck!"
"Story17_Mid_10_Agent": "Don't you look at the Commander!"
"Story17_Out_01_Player_BM": "This one's going in the book."
"Story17_Out_02_Pierce": "We might've overdone it."
"Story17_Out_03_Viola": "Now we can focus on Killbane."
"Story17_Out_04_Shaundi": "What about STAG?"
"Story17_Out_05_Pierce": "We just blew up an aircraft carrier...what else could they throw at us?"
"Story17_Out_06_Cyrus": "You knew it would come to martial law, didn't you."
"Story17_Out_07_Monica": "I knew the Saints.  How did Mayor Reynolds react?"
"Story17_Out_08_Cyrus": "He'll fall in line, they all will."
"Story17_Out_09_Monica": "Keep me updated, Commander."
"Story17_Out_10_Cyrus": "Of course, ma'am."
"Story17_Out_11_Kia": "Sir, the commandos are en route.  We'll have the whole city locked down in 72 hours."
"Story17_Out_12_Cyrus": "Outstanding.  Thank you, Kia."
"Story17_Out_13_Kia": "Permission to speak freely?"
"Story17_Out_14_Kia": "It's about damn time we took off the kid gloves."
"Story17_Out_15_Cyrus": "Two little words, Kia.  Shock and awe."
"Story17_Zscene01_01_Cyrus": "Kia, I'm on my way back to Thermopylae to interrogate the prisoner.  Make sure no one else has access to her."
"Story17_Zscene01_02_Cyrus": "So that's your name."
"Story18_In_01_Viola": "There's probably an easier way to do this!"
"Story18_In_02_Player_BM": "No doubt!"
"Story18_In_03_Trooper": "I heard gunfire, this way!"
"Story18_Out_01_Player_BM": "Fuck my life."
"Story19_In_01_Player": "What are we waiting for?"
"Story19_In_02_Viola": "We're not walking in there until you promise to play nice."
"Story19_In_03_Player": "Are you serious?"
"Story19_In_04_Viola": "Repeat after me: Don't fuck with the Mayor."
"Story19_In_05_Player": "Look sweetie - I'll fuck with whoever I wanna fuck with."
"Story19_In_06_Player": "I mean, who does this guy think he is?"
"Story19_In_07_Reynolds": "Viola - is this the kid you were talking about?"
"Story19_In_08_Player": "Burt-fucking-Reynolds?!"
"Story19_In_09_Reynolds": "Who else could keep this town running?  Besides, I love my constituents."
"Story19_In_10_Player": "Sir, I am a huge fan."
"Story19_In_11_Reynolds": "Excuse me, hon."
"Story19_In_12_Reynolds": "Viola says the Saints are the new game in town.  If that's the case, I want in."
"Story19_In_13_Player": "Uh, yeah, great!  What do you need?"
"Story19_In_14_Reynolds": "I got a zombie problem that I want -"
"Story19_In_15_Viola": "Wait, a WHAT problem?"
"Story19_In_16_Reynolds": "Zombies."
"Story19_In_17_Oleg": "You mean metaphorically - the celebrity obsessed, media drugged masses, yes?"
"Story19_In_18_Reynolds": "This ain't Los Angeles."
"Story19_In_19_Player": "I'll tell you about it later."
"Story19_In_20_Viola": "You knew about this?"
"Story19_In_21_Reynolds": "So what do you say, kid?"
"Story19_In_22_Player": "Undead clean-up ain't exactly in our wheelhouse, but we'll give it a whirl."
"Story19_In_23_Player": "Aren't you worried about pissing off STAG?"
"Story19_In_24_Reynolds": "You're acting like I never had to outsmart a paramilitary organization before!  Call me when it's done."
"Story19_In_25_Player": "Oh my God, this guy's fucking awesome!"
"Story19_In_26_Viola": "Stop being a fanboy."
"Story19_Out_01_Monica": "Commander, what the hell are you doing?!"
"Story19_Out_02_Cyrus": "There have been some... complications, Senator."
"Story19_Out_03_Monica": "Complications?!  Don't talk to me about complications--I want results!"
"Story19_Out_04_Cyrus": "You want results?  Then authorize the use of the Daedalus!"
"Story19_Out_05_Monica": "Even if Congress got onboard, Homeland Security would never allow it!  This is out of control.  I am coming to Steelport!"
"Story19_Out_06_Cyrus": "Zombies and Monica Hughes--?"
"Story19_Out_07_Cyrus": "Shit."
"Story20_In_01_Player_BM": "Alright, I am done fucking around, I want Killbane."
"Story20_In_02_Viola": "You wanna hurt Killbane, you gotta hurt his reputation."
"Story20_In_03_Shaundi": "So, what, humiliate him?"
"Story20_In_04_Player_BM": "Can't we just kill the bastard?"
"Story20_In_05_Viola": "Take Killbane's mask and all that's left is Eddie Pryor.  It's worse than killing him."
"Story20_In_06_Player_BM": "This is more Angel's thing."
"Story20_In_07_Viola": "Killbane would never agree to fight Angel."
"Story20_In_08_Player_BM": "He's more scared of Angel than me?"
"Story20_In_09_Shaundi": "No offense, but you're kinda ridiculous."
"Story20_In_10_Pierce": "Relax--you gonna look hot in a Speedo."
"Story20_Out_01_Killbane": "Ladies and gentlemen...the Stilwater Butcher has graced us with their presence."
"Story20_Out_02_Player_BM": "You wanna fight the best, you fight me."
"Story20_Out_03_Killbane": "The best?  The best is beating Sway the Spider-God in a Tijuana Scaffold Match. The best is defending the world title 13 times in one night.  The best is winning a last man standing match with two broken legs...Trust me little Icarus: you're flying too close to the sun."
"Story20_Out_04_Player_BM": "Oh my God, quit being a bitch and put your mask up."
"Story20_Out_05_Killbane": "If you wanna be broken by The Walking Apocalypse I will gladly oblige you."
"Story21_In_01_Zach": "Tonight's been a great night and it's not slowing up, Bobby!"
"Story21_In_02_Bobby": "An incredible night, Zach, and now it's time for the main event."
"Story21_In_03_Zach": "There he is, Bobby - Eddie "Killbane" Pryor, The Walking Apocalypse himself.  You can't help but wonder how the Stilwater Butcher can compete."
"Story21_In_04_Bobby": "I'll tell you Zach - this psycho is a complete whackjob.  You know, when this guy came out of the womb he literally choked out the doctor with his own umbilical cord, he's that fucking sick."
"Story21_In_05_Player_BM": "I'll be ringside, keeping Luchadores off your ass while you finish Killbane.  Good luck, man."
"Story21_In_06_Zach": "Well, there it is Bobby - the Saints, receiving no love here..."
"Story21_In_07_Bobby": "Not at all - it is raining hate down where they are.  And of course it is; afterr what their capo did to Stilwater, they're lucky their fans aren't knifing them on their way to the ring!"
"Story21_In_08_Bobby": "WAIT, OH MY GOD!  LOOK AT THAT - IT'S ANGEL DE LAMUERTE!"
"Story21_In_09_Zach": "Angel De LaMuerte: the 2nd half of The Pale Riders; sometimes regarded as the Herald of the Walking Apocalypse; the youngest wrestler to ever win the Super K Cup is here in the Steelport Arena!"
"Story21_In_10_": "I can't wait, let's do it!"
"Story21_In_10_Bobby": "History is writing itself tonight, Zach!  After his questionable loss to Killbane years ago, Angel dropped off the face of the Earth. If you're a fan of Murderbrawl, this is shaping up to be the best night of your life."
"Story21_Out_03_Zach": "You gotta love it - against all odds, the Saints are still standing!"
"Story21_Out_04_Bobby": "What a night, Zach.  What.  A. Night."
"Story21_Out_05_Goon": "Killbane, it's just a match..."
"Story21_Out_06_Killbane": "It's my fucking reputation!"
"Story21_Out_07_Killbane": "This is my city! I am its Caesar!"
"Story21_Out_08_Killbane": "...and I get to fiddle while it burns..."
"Story21_Zscene01_01_Bobby": "OH MY GOD Angel is out of the ring!"
"Story21_Zscene01_02_Zach": "This is punishing to watch, the Luchadores are man handling Angel."
"Story21_Zscene01_03_Bobby": "He's getting kicked around like a sack full of dead puppies."
"Story21_Zscene01_04_Zach": "Wait, the Butcher of Stilwater is making his way towards Angel."
"Story21_Zscene01_05_Bobby": "How much can one person do to-"
"Story21_Zscene01_06_Bobby": "OH MY GOD A CHAINSAW!"
"Story21_Zscene02_01_Player_BM": "Ready for your close up?"
"Story21_Zscene02_02_Killbane": "Wait!  I'll give you the secret of the ApocoFist, just leave me my mask!"
"Story21_Zscene03_01_Player_BM": "Smile Killbane, we're going nationwide."
"Story21_Zscene03_02_Killbane": "NO!"
"Story21_Zscene03_03_Zach": "It's shades of Angel De LaMuerte, as Killbane has been demasked!"
"Story21_Zscene03_04_Bobby": "We have seen the face of the Walking Apocalypse and to be honest, it's a man with a receding hair line"
"Story21_Zscene04_01_Player_BM": "You want mercy?  Tap out."
"Story21_Zscene04_02_Bobby": "HOLY SH-T!  KILLBANE HAS TAPPED OUT!"
"Story21_Zscene04_03_Zach": "The Walking Apocolypse has let his arms be broken without submitting, but the Stilwater Butcher has done the impossible!"
"Story22_In_01_Player_BM": "So what's up?"
"Story22_In_02_Pierce": "Heard back from Legal Lee.  Studio wants you to do a screen test for Gangstas in Space."
"Story22_In_03_Player_BM": "Fuck that, we're done being corporate whores.  So who's win-"
"Story22_In_04_Player_BM": "What's that--?"
"Story22_In_06_Pierce": "God.  Damn it."
"Story22_In_07_Player_BM": "The hell is going on?"
"Story22_In_08_Player_BM": "We gotta get down there."
"Story22_OutA_01_Pierce": "You kill that sonofbitch?"
"Story22_OutA_02_Player_BM": "Yeah."
"Story22_OutA_03_Pierce": "Was it worth it?"
"Story22_OutA_04_Monica": "You were right, Commander.  Bring in the Daedelus."
"Story22_OutB_01_Player_BM": "Let's go home."
"Story22_OutB_02_Cyrus": "Hold it right there!"
"Story22_OutB_03_Player_BM": "Unless the next thing outta your hole is "thank you"--we got a serious fucking problem."
"Story22_OutB_04_Monica": "They have a point, Commander..."
"Story22_OutB_05_Monica": "Like or not...the Saints are heroes."
"Story22_OutB_06_Cyrus": "Are you shitting me, lady?"
"Story22_OutB_07_Monica": "You declared martial law and knocked down half the city.  The Saints just saved a treasured monument.  Who the fuck do you think the public will side with?"
"Story22_OutB_08_Monica": "I can answer any questions..."
"Story22_OutB_09_Cyrus": "They can give you the key to the goddamn city, but soon as you screw up, we'll be back.  And next time, STAG is gonna put you down."
"Story22_OutB_10_Player_BM": "I love you too, Cyrus."
"Story22_OutB_11_Pierce": "So what's the play, boss?  We go back to bangin' in Stilwater?"
"Story22_OutB_12_Player_BM": "Not yet."
"Story22_OutB_13_Player_BM": "Alright people, when we started tracking down this son of a bitch we said we'd follow him to the ends of the Earth...And we did."
"Story22_OutB_15_Player_BM": "Killbane is readying his army for an all out attack.  We will stop him here.  Our planet needs us...let's not let her down."
"Story22_OutB_16_Space_Marines": "Hoo-rah!"
"Story22_Zscene01_01_Player": "Oh fuck me!"
"Story22_Zscene01_02_Killbane": "So here we are ...  Two Titans among men, worshipped by mere mortals for bringing them blood and fire!  This moment was an inevitability ..."
"Story22_Zscene01_03_Player": "So's me killing you."
"Story22_Zscene01_04_Killbane": "Ah no no ... That's not how this book is written.  The Saints legacy ends here - not with a bang, but with a whimper."
"Story22_Zscene01_05_Player": "Are you for real?  It's over Eddie!  In two weeks, no one's gonna remember your name."
"Story22_Zscene01_06_Killbane": "No one will remember me?  You were a fucking clown, selling energy drinks and lunch boxes.  You didn't care about the crowd, just the paycheck.  And I changed that."
"Story22_Zscene01_07_Player": "Bullshit."
"Story22_Zscene01_08_Killbane": "Mark my words - when these hands are crushing your throat, your dying breath won't be an appeal to God or a message of love to your family.  It'll be "Thank you, Killbane.""
"Story22_Zscene01_09_Player": "Man, I'm gonna enjoy shutting you up."
"Story23_In_01_Player_BM": "We've lost a lot of friends getting to where we are, and that's never easy.  But at least we know that wherever Gat is, he's got friends giving Saint Peter some hell."
"Story23_In_03_Player_BM": "To Shaundi!"
"Story23_In_05_Kinzie": "Oh my God."
"Story23_In_06_Kinzie": "Well, if they blow up every building we're bound to be in one of them."
"Story23_In_07_Player_BM": "Fuck that.  We're breaking their little toy."
"Story23_Out_01_Player_BM": "Kinzie, round up every Saint we can find...we're going on a field trip."
"Story23_Out_02_Newscaster": "While the Government has yet to comment on the attack, we have a report -"
"Story23_Out_04_Player_BM": "No one runs, no one gets shot, understand?!"
"Story23_Out_05_Player_BM": "Sorry ..."
"Story23_Out_06_Player_BM": "Kinzie, you in the booth?"
"Story23_Out_07_Kinzie": "All set."
"Story23_Out_09_Player_BM": "I got a message for Monica Hughes and her stooges.  Dear bitch: Steelport is under new management, and we don't answer to you.  This is foreign soil now.  Come at my city again, and you'll go home in a fucking box.  Back to you."
"Story23_Out_10_Pierce": "Not bad. You could be a weatherman or some shit."
"Story23_Out_11_Player_BM": "I may have laid it on a little thick."
"Story23_Out_12_Pierce": "Well, you did just create a city-state."
"Story23_Out_13_Player_BM": "Good point.  That reminds me:  this place is gonna need a new mayor...how you feel about public office?"
"Story23_Out_14_Pierce": "It's a horrible idea. I'm in."
"Story23_Out_15_Player_BM": "Then, let's get to work."
"Story23_Out_16_Jane": "Even in a place that is no stranger to violence, today's assault on the city stands as the blackest time in Steelport's sordid history. "
"Story23_Zscene01_02_Player_BM": "Nice landing, Cyrus."
"Story24_Out_01_Player_BM": "I came to Mars to make a living.  Keep my head down.  Stay out of trouble.  But I found something..."
"Story24_Out_02_Player_BM": "But I found something... Damn it."
"Story24_Out_03_Player_BM": "Line."
"Story24_Out_04_Director": "CUT!"
"Story24_Out_05_Player_BM": "Sorry."
"Story24_Out_06_Sci_Fi_Killbane": "You'll get it next time."
"Story24_Out_07_Asst_Director": "Everybody back to one!"
"Story24_Out_08_Director": "Alright people, big smiles, it's the happy ending."
"Story24_Out_09_Asst_Director": "Settle!  We are rolling--"
"Story24_Out_10_Sound_Guy": "Speed!"
"Story24_Out_11_Director": "And...ACTION!"
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